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this morning, I prepare to read my mail, and among others, me encounter with this.
I do a "Copy / Paste" and I share with you all.
to me has made me very much, but perhaps (if true what is written) to the buyer of the house suffered not have done so.
Enjoy it.

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the attention of Don José García Sánchez seized Altorreal INMOBILIARIA URBIS SA, Molina de Segura, Murcia. Dear D.

Joseph. I am contacting you by mail and that because it is a busy man its employees have made me see how difficult it is for us to meet personally.

April 28 signed a deed for the property located in the C / No 43 Albatros and I intend recounting the experiences and happenings that since then, represent the salt and pepper to me, until recently, boring and bourgeois life.

will not bore you with the struggle that I had to live to get you to liquidate the account and give low light and water works so I could get these basic services because it is tedious, so the interesting step.

Just pay 32 million pesetas (I know for you is supposed to me a little but most of my family income) and sign the writing of this residential property located in a residential community with golf course, we set out to recruit basic services of housing. How naive!. As if that were so easy!.

GAS LEAKS: Repsol
coach refused to give us gas because, as he had an escape "AND FAT" he said. Then came his skilled technical and got down to work. I lifted the whole plot (including sidewalks) seeking escape and gave the same .. LEFT BY THE GAS LIGHT macaroni. "No problem", its skilled technicians and engineers became better seal using the most innovative techniques and best materials tested including the NASA space travel dela (tape)

From there, to an apparatus, leak sought gas. There was no need to use as innovative technology. An unmistakable hiss took us inside the house, the place where stood the house electrical box. THE LEFT FOR THE AUTOMATIC GAS LIGHT!

Given my Latin and cheerful character by nature, some judge that too outgoing, I could not help exclaiming: Hostias, electricity and gas through the same tube, fucking great!.

And in this era when companies struggle to combine several services into a single cable (electricity, telephone, internet and television) you alone, in collaboration with the construction company chosen (Drago), had succeeded in demonstrating that English technology is in the lead. Two services one, electricity and gas for the same tube.

I suggested at the time that water metieran also the same place and so would have electricity and water with bubbles, can you imagine? But his brilliant technique, at the forefront of Western knowledge, I did see that it was currently impossible. Perhaps our grandchildren to see someday.

Then we check that the law says that the gas pipe should be 60cm below ground and that was at ground level and must be (at least) to 20 cm of the tubes of other services, and they were all together intimately linked, and that was the cause of the gas into my home by the same light tube (I have photos are available)

His brilliant technicians made me see that electricity and gas are not a good mix, by the explosions and the little things of no importance, so we had to make a new pipeline parallel to and prepared to enjoy my new home.

"PHONE, WHY?
After plugging all the holes (I sincerely thank them that I removed several cubic meters of soil for better aeration of the roots of plants and small invertebrates that live underground), pouring concrete on sidewalks, reinstall the watering the garden, replant the plants reseed the lawn and let everything almost as soon came Telefonica fools to give me the service.

After unsuccessful attempts were because it was impossible to put the cable through the tube was blocked. Turned their skilled employees and proceeded again to burst the plot.

As it was impossible to find the obstruction chose to put the phone cable ring macaroni. Now I have no ring.

And we run the risk that if we put a new cable guide, it will erode the phone, which has caused a huge schism in my family: we stand aside because the phone is more important than the timbre, and those who prefer another ring there before phone.

Finally, in the XXI century, and causes your company every time they register a service is that the average resale home with a motopico.
is also curious in 2005 having to choose between ringer or phone, but hey, as they say their technicians (some houses have any sticks ")

I must say that 47 homes have had to break the ground to put the telephone cable in all but two, in which after grueling
phone attempts came to an end.

Those two neighbors most call them "the plug" and there is one who looks with suspicion if they are sneaks URBIS SA I prefer to pursue to convince let's take a half early because they are of those who are born upright.

AND NOW, HUMIDITY
Now you say, all problems with all the services you have not had D, Jerome ...........

Yes, with water as well. Humidity appeared two months ago on the top floor, although that would not dry nor for the Host (I apologize for the excess highly verbal but I put a heater and some fans), your technicians insisted that the problem had ceased.

one week ago repainted, not bad, after two months leaving the wall dry and teach my visits the house embarrassed to have green walls and filled fungi. Now, six days after the moisture has gone out again. So I

before despair, I thank the microclimate created and I'll take this space to raise me and mushroom whose spores have arrived in the mail. As you get the first harvest will send a remittance for the enjoyment it promises to be top quality.

surprises, takes off
SLABS was two months just living in this house and the number of slabs that separate from start to worry. And I mean at this point that I would not be very critical of his company URBIS SA and Dragados because as is usually said "Give to Caesar what is Caesar's and unto God what is God."

As the company shows in finishing an undeniable tendency to want to maximize the benefits (do not blame you because they are not an NGO), I inform you in writing that my house is over 170 meters from you and is attributed I think those gaps that are appearing under the wrong tiles glued on all floors of the house, should in justice, be regarded as basement. Basement not, because only a few are hollow semi cm but yes, because that space is very useful for storing valuables and tangles of those that exist in every home. I actually, one night I hid there for my mother. So I'm willing to review the deeds and pay religiously these meters more, because as cm cm to speak of a good time, hey .......

If even his altruistic enterprise, this seems excessive given that in Spain the money historically has been kept under the slab, I think we should pay a premium for luxury homes "with a disguised safe." Study it carefully
please.

LADDER AND ALSO,
With slabs of the staircase goes the same, and that means the bullnose peel. Her brilliant technicians and skilled workers at the forefront of progress and use the latest technologies explained to me the cause of someone "without cement paste slabs, and I must say that his argument left me tranquilísimo: "Is the piece"

other words, they admit that the house is poorly made because the company hires hourly workers to cut costs, without qualification, and who do shoddy work and quick to charge more.
also gave me the solution: "Pour liquid cement boards."

I did so, and no good because they are so empty that I have spent tons. I thank you, Don José, thanks to this I have made honorary shareholder Southern white cement SL and thank you
is likely to enter into the governing board of the same because my consumption has floated the company. I get available to provide what you want because I have at home, sacks and bags. DECORATED WAR

Since the slabs come off, and also steps outside the house is already so malleable and easy to dig, I must say thanks to you I have had offers from several film producers to shoot films in my home .. Have been put to me the producers of "The Money Pit II" and there is a filmmaker Franco-who wants to shoot a movie here the 1 st World War (for the trenches and that)
There are also offers to roll a Christian Rome, the catacombs and such. He refused to shoot another "People Under the Stairs" because I seemed especially tricky.

Thanks Don José.

And heartfelt thanks because in these three months have you changed my life. What would become of me if I devoted only to my work and my family, fun, playing sports, for some beers?.

No, it is infinitely more exciting to wake up to the anxiety of what will be broken today?.

addition, I have improved as a person, now I receive each month the magazine Harvañíl today "and I am a crafty guy. Do manual work and look more macho. Even my semen has improved .. Thanks, Don José heart and congratulations on your business. PD .- Elude

tell other stories because they are my neighbors occurred but it shows a button. My neighbor Ana, when she wanted to bathe their children will water down the drain out of the bath instead of swallowing.
One of his brilliant technicians gave the solution as not to bathe "helluva hear, are a delight. And so we have a thousand stories. I said, whenever you pass by it, its house and make some grilled mushrooms in my grill that works but of course it is not in URBIS SA Dragados and

Sincerely yours, Jerome Salmon Tristant

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